Post by Chris on Jul 9, 2010 4:41:30 GMT -5
Ragwort and the Six Keys of Success.
Attitude.
I hate the stuff. It's too yellow for my taste, tho I do believe certain moths find it attractive. A bit like fancying Wayne Rooney, I suppose.
Knowledge.
First find your rag fork. Savvy walk and FOCUS needed here. To find only available fork in the whole of Park Farm take Savvy walk thro' Jake and Moley's field. No fffffing fork to be seen. Continue walk. Modification of attitude at this point. Why? did I start this? There are no mistakes. Only a new opportunity to learn from them, so next time PLAN carefully to assemble all required tools before you start. 2ND piece of knowledge. There's plenty of ragwort.
Tools.
Where's the ****ing ragwort fork? Wheel barrow. Effort and a smile. Follow the TSTL formula with a sunny heart. A collection of very rude words, not repeatable in polite society. Stout boots.
Techniques.
Find and EXTERMINATE. Dig mutter dig mutter dig mutter some more and dig again. Throw result on muck heap, only to spot one more little beggar waving form the far distance. CURSES.
Time.
All the time in the world 'cos no matter how fast you dig there
's plenty more where that came from and every TIME you turn your back Peek a Boo it's back to play again.
Imagination.
Learn to become more imaginative when you play with your ragwort, the more sensitive and creative you become the quicker you will learn to EXTERMINATE the stuff. Thus leaving time for playing and riding and gossiping and having a cool beer. Use the digging time to imagine winning the lottery. Buying a wonderful place to build the finest RAGWORT free play pen in ALL the world. People will flock to your establishment and ooh and aah at your horsemanship! Ragwort is easily bored it needs to be stimulated mentally emotionally and physically. Ragwort just needs to have fun.So DIG it UP, Give it something to think about.
If your raggy is recreation for you... can you be be recreation for your RAGWORT???
Imagination will make all the difference. Your ragwort will thank you for it.
Attitude.
I hate the stuff. It's too yellow for my taste, tho I do believe certain moths find it attractive. A bit like fancying Wayne Rooney, I suppose.
Knowledge.
First find your rag fork. Savvy walk and FOCUS needed here. To find only available fork in the whole of Park Farm take Savvy walk thro' Jake and Moley's field. No fffffing fork to be seen. Continue walk. Modification of attitude at this point. Why? did I start this? There are no mistakes. Only a new opportunity to learn from them, so next time PLAN carefully to assemble all required tools before you start. 2ND piece of knowledge. There's plenty of ragwort.
Tools.
Where's the ****ing ragwort fork? Wheel barrow. Effort and a smile. Follow the TSTL formula with a sunny heart. A collection of very rude words, not repeatable in polite society. Stout boots.
Techniques.
Find and EXTERMINATE. Dig mutter dig mutter dig mutter some more and dig again. Throw result on muck heap, only to spot one more little beggar waving form the far distance. CURSES.
Time.
All the time in the world 'cos no matter how fast you dig there
's plenty more where that came from and every TIME you turn your back Peek a Boo it's back to play again.
Imagination.
Learn to become more imaginative when you play with your ragwort, the more sensitive and creative you become the quicker you will learn to EXTERMINATE the stuff. Thus leaving time for playing and riding and gossiping and having a cool beer. Use the digging time to imagine winning the lottery. Buying a wonderful place to build the finest RAGWORT free play pen in ALL the world. People will flock to your establishment and ooh and aah at your horsemanship! Ragwort is easily bored it needs to be stimulated mentally emotionally and physically. Ragwort just needs to have fun.So DIG it UP, Give it something to think about.
If your raggy is recreation for you... can you be be recreation for your RAGWORT???
Imagination will make all the difference. Your ragwort will thank you for it.
